88mph
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88mph
Geek Tragedy is not liable for temporal disturbances or Oedipus moments caused by this shirt.
Abduction Female
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Abduction Female
Damsel in distress! I'm not going to help, just letting you know...
Abduction Going Home
![](http://image.spreadshirt.com/image-server/v1/compositions/1000326266/views/1,width=190,height=190,appearanceId=2.png/abduction-going-home-glow-in-the-dark_design.png)
Abduction - Phone Home
The result of a long-distance call, and he's running before the bill comes in.
Abduction Male
![](http://image.spreadshirt.com/image-server/v1/compositions/1000325166/views/1,width=190,height=190,appearanceId=2.png/abduction-male-glow-in-the-dark_design.png)
Abduction Male
If that's Chuck Norris the aliens are in trouble... if it's not then the GUY is in probe based trouble.
Achievement Unlocked - Eyes Up Here
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Achievement Unlocked - Eyes Up Here
Hey buddy, go north a bit... Although I accept provocation...
Achievement Unlocked - Go Fertility
![](http://image.spreadshirt.net/image-server/v1/compositions/120029899/views/1,width=190,height=190,appearanceId=408.png/achievement-go-fertility_design.png)
Achievement Unlocked - Go Fertility
This achievement saps money like you wouldn't believe.
Achievement Unlocked - Mental Health
![](http://image.spreadshirt.net/image-server/v1/compositions/120028311/views/1,width=190,height=190,appearanceId=314.png/achievement-good-to-forget_design.png)
Achievement Unlocked - Mental Health
It was weird they started at II, right? RIGHT?!
Achievement Unlocked - I, Literate
![](http://image.spreadshirt.net/image-server/v1/compositions/120021968/views/1,width=190,height=190,appearanceId=492.png/achievement-i-literate_design.png)
Achievement Unlocked - I, Literate
Sadly some still don't get this one.
Achievement Unlocked - Outside
![](http://image.spreadshirt.net/image-server/v1/compositions/120027667/views/1,width=190,height=190,appearanceId=8.png/achievement-outside_design.png)
Achievement Unlocked - Outside
The graphics are excellent and the sound effects are realistic but I couldn't find a mission.
Achievement Unlocked - Strong Wrist
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Achievement Unlocked - Strong Wrist
It's the gaming. Honestly.
Apparently They Do
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Apparently They Do
I found out for you, Philip! I hate to leave a question unanswered.
Armour Equality
![](http://image.spreadshirtmedia.net/image-server/v1/compositions/130980738/views/1,width=190,height=190,appearanceId=348.png/armour-equality_design.png)
Armour Equality
It's the last big Fantasy crisis.
Be What You Want
![](../images/unicornicon.gif)
Be What You Want
Don't let the world tell you what you can and can't be, be a unicorn if you want to be!
Be Yourself - Female
![](http://image.spreadshirt.net/image-server/v1/compositions/122373058/views/1,width=190,height=190,appearanceId=2.png/be-yourself-female_design.png)
Be Yourself - Female
You can only be yourself... and that's good.
Be Yourself - Male
![](http://image.spreadshirtmedia.com/image-server/v1/compositions/1001806085/views/1,width=190,height=190,appearanceId=2.png/be-yourself-male_design.png)
Be Yourself - Male
You tell em Terry, I mean Mum!
B.S.O.D.
![](../images/bsod.jpg)
B.S.O.D.
He comes to us all.
Connect-sploitation
![](http://image.spreadshirt.com/image-server/v1/compositions/1000721974/views/1,width=190,height=190,appearanceId=5.png/connect-sploitation_design.png)
Connect-sploitation
The trick is to go more than 30 seconds on arrival without asking for the password.
Dead Aid
![](http://image.spreadshirtmedia.net/image-server/v1/compositions/133155720/views/1,width=190,height=190,appearanceId=2.png/dead-aid_design.png)
Dead Aid
Zombies are a forgotten minority and they need our help against shotgun-based persecution.
Dead Dolls
![](http://image.spreadshirt.net/image-server/v1/compositions/118521559/views/1,width=190,height=190,appearanceId=312.png/dead-dolls_design.png)
Dead Dolls
Don't forget, shoot Barbie in the head to stop her coming back. Oh and she bit Ken...
Different Brain
![](http://image.spreadshirt.net/image-server/v1/compositions/118529115/views/1,width=190,height=190,appearanceId=474.png/different-brain_design.png)
Different Brain
Oh if only problems could be solved this easily... "Just plug in Einstein..."
Electric Personality
![](http://image.spreadshirt.net/image-server/v1/compositions/112570455/views/1,width=190,height=190,appearanceId=92.png/electric-personality_design.png)
Electric Personality
He's great at parties, and for charging your laptop if you're in a jungle and it runs out.
Error U53R
![](http://image.spreadshirt.net/image-server/v1/compositions/118531170/views/1,width=190,height=190,appearanceId=366.png/error-u53r_design.png)
Error U53R
It's a little used error code, but one at the root of an awful lot of problems.
Geek Love
![](http://image.spreadshirt.net/image-server/v1/compositions/118530635/views/1,width=190,height=190,appearanceId=366.png/geek-love_design.png)
Geek Love
It's special, fantastic and, best of all, full of mutual shiney things to share.
Geek Power
![](http://image.spreadshirt.net/image-server/v1/compositions/118509221/views/1,width=190,height=190,appearanceId=2.png/power-glow-in-the-dark_design.png)
Geek Power
Switch it on!
Geek Tragedy
![](http://image.spreadshirt.net/image-server/v1/compositions/118515266/views/1,width=190,height=190,appearanceId=8.png/geek-tragedy_design.png)
Geek Tragedy
Oh my god, won't someone think of the children? The humanity, the humanity!
Geeky and I Know It
![](http://image.spreadshirt.net/image-server/v1/compositions/114015956/views/1,width=190,height=190,appearanceId=92.png/i-m-geeky-and-i-know-it_design.png)
Geeky and I Know It
I really am, and it's just as good as being sexy. That's what I tell myself anyway.
Grammar Police - Apostrophe
![](http://image.spreadshirtmedia.net/image-server/v1/compositions/127853336/views/1,width=190,height=190,appearanceId=306.png/grammar-police-apostrophe_design.png)
Grammar Police - Apostrophe
Such a little thing to be abused so often by so many... It needs respect!
Grammar Police - Literally
![](http://image.spreadshirtmedia.net/image-server/v1/compositions/127917410/views/1,width=190,height=190,appearanceId=17.png/grammar-police-literally_design.png)
Grammar Police - Literally
Some people literally don't know what the word means.
Grammar Police - Priviledge
![](http://image.spreadshirtmedia.net/image-server/v1/compositions/127932967/views/1,width=190,height=190,appearanceId=405.png/grammar-police-punctuation_design.png)
Grammar Police - Priviledge
If you use multiple ! or ? we will revoke your punctuating ability.
Grammar Police - They're/Their/There
![](http://image.spreadshirtmedia.net/image-server/v1/compositions/127948374/views/1,width=190,height=190,appearanceId=17.png/grammar-police-they-re-there-their_design.png)
Grammar Police - They're/Their/There
It's only spelling, just work at it...
Grammar Police - You're/Your
![](http://image.spreadshirtmedia.net/image-server/v1/compositions/127948840/views/1,width=190,height=190,appearanceId=306.png/grammar-police-you-re-your_design.png)
Grammar Police - You're/Your
Come on, it's a couple letters and an apostrophe different, you can do it!
Growing Up
![](http://image.spreadshirt.net/image-server/v1/compositions/118514551/views/1,width=190,height=190,appearanceId=70.png/growing-up_design.png)
Growing Up
Sometimes the very best way to be a happy adult is to be a REALLY happy child.
Guild of Procrastinators
![](http://image.spreadshirt.net/image-server/v1/compositions/126463861/views/1,width=190,height=190,appearanceId=408.png/guild-of-procrastinators_design.png)
Guild of Procrastinators
Let's be honest, we'll never amount to much as everyone pays their subs next week, every week.
Hypnotise
![](http://image.spreadshirt.net/image-server/v1/compositions/118508280/views/1,width=190,height=190,appearanceId=2.png/hypnotise-glow-in-the-dark_design.png)
Hypnotise
You are feeling sleepy... hear my voice, you will buy lots of Geek Tragedy merchandise...
I Fear Nothing
![](http://image.spreadshirt.net/image-server/v1/compositions/118518812/views/1,width=190,height=190,appearanceId=206.png/i-fear-nothing_design.png)
I Fear Nothing
If you're not a little scared of your browser history then you're really not doing it right...
I Love My Geek
![](http://image.spreadshirt.net/image-server/v1/compositions/120510480/views/1,width=190,height=190,appearanceId=366.png/love-my-geek_design.png)
I Love My Geek
Shout it out loud for the world to know! You'll be a beacon for all geeks, in a good way.
Inadequate
![](http://image.spreadshirt.net/image-server/v1/compositions/118521374/views/1,width=190,height=190,appearanceId=312.png/inadequate_design.png)
Inadequate
It doesn't have to be much, but maybe just a little hint, a charade, anything?
Independent Princess
![](http://image.spreadshirtmedia.net/image-server/v1/compositions/129713717/views/1,width=190,height=190,appearanceId=405.png/independent-princess_design.png)
Independent Princess
She'll sort it herself, thanks...
Intelligent Life
![](http://image.spreadshirtmedia.net/image-server/v1/compositions/132670840/views/1,width=190,height=190,appearanceId=492.png/intelligent-life_design.png)
Intelligent Life
Lets just hope they look a little deeper.
Internet Police - Brainalyser
![](http://image.spreadshirtmedia.net/image-server/v1/compositions/127949498/views/1,width=190,height=190,appearanceId=348.png/internet-police-brainalyser_design.png)
Internet Police - Brainalyser
You're over the limit for inactive brain cells.
Internet Police - Crazy
![](http://image.spreadshirtmedia.net/image-server/v1/compositions/128066710/views/1,width=190,height=190,appearanceId=54.png/internet-police-crazy_design.png)
Internet Police - Crazy
Twitter is the great de-leveller.
Internet Police - Following
![](http://image.spreadshirtmedia.net/image-server/v1/compositions/128092393/views/1,width=190,height=190,appearanceId=348.png/internet-police-following_design.png)
Internet Police - Following
Don't get me started on poking.
Internet Police - Logic
![](http://image.spreadshirtmedia.net/image-server/v1/compositions/128546220/views/1,width=190,height=190,appearanceId=17.png/internet-police-logic_design.png)
Internet Police - Logic
I couldn't follow it with a map.
Internet Police - Moron
![](http://image.spreadshirtmedia.net/image-server/v1/compositions/128093900/views/1,width=190,height=190,appearanceId=17.png/internet-police-moron_design.png)
Internet Police - Moron
We have standards here.
Internet Police - Rights
![](http://image.spreadshirtmedia.net/image-server/v1/compositions/127950470/views/1,width=190,height=190,appearanceId=306.png/internet-police-rights_design.png)
Internet Police - Rights
Some rights are... more right.
Internet Police - Sarcasm
![](http://image.spreadshirtmedia.net/image-server/v1/compositions/127950831/views/1,width=190,height=190,appearanceId=17.png/internet-police-sarcasm_design.png)
Internet Police - Sarcasm
At least they don't understand it most of the time.
Internet Police - Share
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Internet Police - Share
Read first, then share.
It's In My Makeup
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It's In My Makeup
I can't help it, it's programmed into me. I'm a slave to my chemistry.
Magic Word
![](http://image.spreadshirt.net/image-server/v1/compositions/118529285/views/1,width=190,height=190,appearanceId=473.png/magic-word_design.png)
Magic Word
You'd think more people would know this, it's amazing what it can make happen.
Make Your Mind Up
![](http://image.spreadshirt.net/image-server/v1/compositions/112594703/views/1,width=190,height=190,appearanceId=366.png/make-your-mind-up_design.png)
Make Your Mind Up
Something I'm made aware of by female friends regularly is this social conundrum...
Man Power
![](http://image.spreadshirt.net/image-server/v1/compositions/118509319/views/1,width=190,height=190,appearanceId=2.png/man-power-glow-in-the-dark_design.png)
Man Power
Switch it on!
Office Dreams
![](http://image.spreadshirt.net/image-server/v1/compositions/118530572/views/1,width=190,height=190,appearanceId=507.png/office-dreams_design.png)
Office Dreams
I know I used to have these when I was stuck in an office all day, I blame the tie cutting off oxygen.
Plug N Play
![](http://image.spreadshirt.com/image-server/v1/compositions/1000777166/views/1,width=190,height=190,appearanceId=2.png/plug-n-play_design.png)
Plug N Play
One day I'll understand how it always takes at least 3 goes... I blame space/time rips.
Powerrrrr
![](http://image.spreadshirt.net/image-server/v1/compositions/118529487/views/1,width=190,height=190,appearanceId=474.png/powerrrrr_design.png)
Powerrrrr
The Men In Black keep this off the official periodic table for fear of over-use.
Protect Our Rights
![](http://image.spreadshirt.net/image-server/v1/compositions/114008402/views/1,width=190,height=190,appearanceId=5.png/join-and-protect-our-rights_design.png)
Protect Our Rights
Fight back against the people who think video games are the root of all evil! Just be careful, they have guns..
Psychic Support
![](http://image.spreadshirt.net/image-server/v1/compositions/118542240/views/1,width=190,height=190,appearanceId=85.png/psychic-support_design.png)
Psychic Support
I'm seeing a tall, dark stranger breaking your computer... Do you know anyone called Archibald?
Ready Aim Miss
![](http://image.spreadshirt.com/image-server/v1/compositions/1000223337/views/1,width=190,height=190,appearanceId=387.png/ready-aim-miss_design.png)
Ready Aim Miss
How did this lot beat the Jedi? I guess they dove into the path of misses thinking they'd shoot on target.
Reboot Yourself
![](http://image.spreadshirt.net/image-server/v1/compositions/118540332/views/1,width=190,height=190,appearanceId=220.png/reboot-yourself_design.png)
Reboot Yourself
Sometimes it's pretty much the only way, I even do it myself sometimes.
Retro Game Over
![](http://image.spreadshirt.net/image-server/v1/compositions/118549729/views/1,width=190,height=190,appearanceId=2.png/retro-game-over_design.png)
Retro Game Over
Please insert 10p to play again.
Roses Are...
![](http://image.spreadshirt.net/image-server/v1/compositions/118526288/views/1,width=190,height=190,appearanceId=206.png/roses-are_design.png)
Roses are...
One for the photographers and designers who spend too long in a hex wheel....
Side Quests
![](http://image.spreadshirtmedia.net/image-server/v1/compositions/130318918/views/1,width=190,height=190,appearanceId=348.png/side-quests_design.png)
Side Quests
I just don't want to miss anything.
Slay of the Dead
![](http://image.spreadshirt.net/image-server/v1/compositions/118551742/views/1,width=190,height=190,appearanceId=2.png/slay-of-the-dead_design.png)
Slay of the Dead
Sometimes it's always best to get the professionals in... Years of Resident Evil pays off!
Split Personality
![](http://image.spreadshirtmedia.net/image-server/v1/compositions/131966912/views/1,width=190,height=190,appearanceId=388.png/split-personality_design.png)
Split Personality
I'm in two minds over everything...
Spot the Female Warrior
![](http://image.spreadshirtmedia.net/image-server/v1/compositions/131286110/views/1,width=190,height=190,appearanceId=405.png/spot-the-female-warrior_design.png)
Spot the Female Warrior
Anyone want to swap? Guys?
Supreme Being
![](http://image.spreadshirt.net/image-server/v1/compositions/112570591/views/1,width=190,height=190,appearanceId=266.png/supreme-being_design.png)
Supreme Being
She's... Perfect. And she really was...
Telekinesis
![](http://image.spreadshirtmedia.com/image-server/v1/compositions/1007474438/views/1,width=190,height=190,appearanceId=5.png/telekinetic_design.png)
Telekinesis
It's moving...
The Engineer's Motto
![](http://image.spreadshirt.net/image-server/v1/compositions/118512027/views/1,width=190,height=190,appearanceId=472.png/the-engineer-s-motto_design.png)
The Engineer's Motto
Then, once it's broken, it needs more features to fix it!
Three Rules
![](http://image.spreadshirt.net/image-server/v1/compositions/118512837/views/1,width=190,height=190,appearanceId=54.png/three-rules_design.png)
Three Rules
Whatever you do in life, ALWAYS heed the old chinese man when he sells you something.
The Time Traveller's Life
![](http://image.spreadshirt.net/image-server/v1/compositions/125752140/views/1,width=190,height=190,appearanceId=312.png/the-time-traveller-s-life_design.png)
The Time Traveller's Life
We'd all be tempted, don't act heroic with me, I can tell.
Top of the League
![](http://image.spreadshirt.net/image-server/v1/compositions/118523427/views/1,width=190,height=190,appearanceId=2.png/top-of-the-league_design.png)
Top of the League
Truly the best of the best of the best...
T-Rex Hates Selfies
![](http://image.spreadshirt.com/image-server/v1/compositions/1003777623/views/1,width=190,height=190,appearanceId=8.png/t-rex-hates-selfies_design.png)
T-Rex Hates Selfies
They just never look like him however hard he tries.
Unsupervised
![](http://image.spreadshirt.net/image-server/v1/compositions/122374400/views/1,width=190,height=190,appearanceId=29.png/unsupervised_design.png)
Unsupervised
Let's be honest, the possibilities are endless... and that's equal parts scary and exciting.
V for...
![](http://image.spreadshirtmedia.com/image-server/v1/compositions/1007714926/views/1,width=190,height=190,appearanceId=22.png/v-for_design.png)
V for...
It'll give you the X-Factor
Woman Power
![](http://image.spreadshirt.net/image-server/v1/compositions/118531398/views/1,width=190,height=190,appearanceId=2.png/woman-power_design.png)
Woman Power
Switch it on!