Geek Tragedy is the alter-ego of mild-mannered geek Andy Spencer who denies it's just a great excuse to watch every episode of Star Trek and call it "research".

The fact he doesn't have any special powers doesn't stop him donning a cape, a mask and tights while designing.

Connect-Sploitation

Some of the key signs are of Connect-Sploitation are asking for your wifi password inside 30 seconds, talking to Siri more than the owner of the house and not bothering to come in after the first time but just sitting outside on a laptop.

We've all done it though, right? Either at a friend's house or, even more often, making a single cup of coffee last 3 hours in a cafe that offers free wifi.